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thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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In the delivery room

itriedfishfingersandcustard:

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

I quit

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applejackismyhomegirl:

shoesxships:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

And also the termites verbally attack you while you fix the wall.

"NOT ALL TERMITES ARE LIKE THAT"

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pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

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"let me help"
1x28 the city on the edge of forever // 1x29 operation: annihilate!

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betterbemeta:

amayakumiko:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

Christopher: A woman?
Kirk: A crewman.

OH LOOK AT THAT THE 1960S

AND SHE’S IN COMMAND GOLD FUCKERS.

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

Those in Gold were either OFFICERS, NAVIGATORS, PILOTS, TACTICAL OFFICERS, or WEAPONS SPECIALISTS.  

The greatness of TOS really flipflopped depending on the writer but when it was good it was pretty good.

(Source: spocks--cock)

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catseatyourfacespoopily:

Wow, that was one sick burn Robin.

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"I’ve got a slight snivel which I picked up on Monday when my daughter sneezed in my mouth."

(Source: theworldofcinema)

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emperorirene:

Dr. Frederick “I’m glad I’m a vegan” Chilton

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marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

(Source: gallifreyfieldsforever)